Family Drama

It's getting harder and harder to see how the beast will soldier on. The front page of the Times has begun to look like some experiment in extreme storytelling, each day taking the narrative of our national leadership deeper into unknown territories of fantasy, science fiction, criminality — and at increasing speeds. Plot twists are piling up quicker than in anything ABC or HBO could cook up. Take today, for example. Usually there's just one scandalous headline calling out during my morning scan. But today we get:

White House Knew of Levee's Failure on Night of Storm

Ex-Cheney Aide Testified Leak Was Ordered, Prosecutor Says

Ouch! And that's not all. Click over to the Washington Post and you're greeted by:

Ex-CIA Official Faults Use of Data on Iraq

Oh, for the days of errant oral sex! Oh, for debates over the meaning of "is"!

(And by the way, a skim of weekly congressional headlines — in which icons of corruption, bribery, kickbacks, and various other vices are given choice leadership positions — won't leave you feeling any less queasy. Not only was Tobacco Boy Boehner made majority leader in the house this week*, but the guy he replaced, heavily indicted Tom DeLay, was offered two prestige gigs, one of which is on Appropriations, where he'll be back in the business of distributing your and my hard-earned money.)

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the United States of the Sopranos. Surely this is what the much hallowed founding fathers had in mind: a cadre of thugs working from the Five Families playbook. (And yet I can't help thinking that if the Sopranos were in charge, there'd be just as much graft and corruption and bullying, yes — but we'd also have killed bin Laden and wouldn't have sold our financial souls to the Chinese government.)

The trouble with all of this is that none of it was unpredictable. Of course they knew about the levees. Of course the leak was ordered. And as for data on Iraq, this one qualifies as a near-snoozer. The revelations in James Risen's book are deeper, wider, and better documented, and they've been out for months. (And if you haven't read James Risen's book, you need to. But bring plenty of aspirin; things are worse than you think, though also different than you think.)

No, none of this surprises. Wherever this administration could have acted corruptly, they have; wherever they could have used official office for vindictive personal business, they have. (This is, by the way, how we really got the Iraq war.) Wherever they could have lied, or deceived, or covered up the truth, they have. Wherever they could have behaved like petty third-world tyrants, they have. And through it all, maybe worst of all, wherever they could have bungled the job irreversibly, they — yes, that's right — they really have. And you're safe in the assumption that things will always get worse, because with this crowd things do, in fact, always seem to get worse.

So the only question now, the only source of suspense, is how long we're going to let them get away with it. We can't expect Congress — it almost makes you laugh to think it, doesn't it? Congress, yuk yuk: those guys — we can't expect Congress to take any action on its own. That would be taking sides against the family. You never take sides against the family. For one thing, they might cut off your allowance. And this family — well, this family will come after you with everything it's got. Or after your wife, anyway. Ask Joe Wilson.

But as of now, at least in theory, Congress still answers to us. Many of them will answer to us this very year. You and I can't press for special prosecutors. You and I can't call for hearings and investigations. You and I can't command media attention, deliver speeches in front of national audiences, issue subpoenas. But we can pressure our representatives to do these things. And we can vote for someone else if they don't listen.

So the question now is not how bad will they get; it's not when are they going to stop. There is no end to how bad they'll get, and they will never stop. The question now is what are we — you: the so-called American people; the shareholders in this bloated, topheavy, teetering corporation; the governed by whose presumptive consent these fools and knaves have jobs at all — what are we gonna do about it?


* In all fairness, he's just as deserving of the sobriquet Fanny Mae Boehner: he chairs the committee that oversees your friendly neighborhood loan giant, while his daughter, conveniently, serves as one of its chief lobbyists. But I'm sure that, like every good mafia family, they refrain from discussing business at the table.